If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. (Albert Einstein)

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say (Cyril Connolly)

Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening (Barbara Tober)

If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough (Jef Mallett)

Let's have some new cliches (Samuel Goldwyn)

Life is a journey of dreams coming true through you: yours or someone else's, which will it be? (Gilbert James)